The third series of Heroes is just dull; we are so bored and confused by the stories. They have tried to stretch out the characters too far, and the plot got tooo thin to keep our attention. We just want it to finish so that we can give Lost our full attention.
Saturday, 7 November 2009
LOST HEROES
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Wednesday, 28 October 2009
DON'T BREAK MY STUFF
Often things I take really good care of are damaged by other people who sometimes feel no remorse about what they have done. Whether it was my shiny new Walkman or my un-scratched car it always seems to be someone else that does it. I take good care of all my stuff and am surprised when I see people handling things roughly that don't belong to them. The problem I think comes down to me needing an excuse to buy the latest version and almost justifying it when my last one gets slightly damaged. There is a tiny chip out of the bottom corner of my iPod, it's tiny but I still want to replace it with the latest model. My computer screen has a chip in it from a grain of sand that was crushed in there, mmm upgrade? The same day the computer got damaged a dog ate my Ray Bans and my new watch just stopped. The watch took five months to repair and the glasses needed just new lenses take three months. Last week on my new camera's first day out, a large dog tried to jump and snatch it, mistaking it for a stick. The slobber came off and the damage was minor but please, it was it's first day.
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Wednesday, 21 October 2009
LAST ONE AT JESSOPS
The camera shop Jessops is always the first port of call when I'm looking for a new camera. Sadly their stock is generally lower than most of their staff's IQ. Over the years the items I have or have tried to purchase have always been the last one in stock. It is like they only ever get one of everything and pop it on display. I don't mind an ex display but would prefer a new one, especially when the item is quite expensive. Trying to knock down the price because of the shop soiling never seems to work, and my bluff of just leaving the shop sometimes works. The alternative is a massive shop here in Prague selling cameras old and new, but the difference being that the new ones are all on the top floor and the second hand and nearly new are on the ground floor. It's great to have a defining line between new and old; sadly it is all just a little more expensive than Jessops.
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Monday, 19 October 2009
CELEBRITY VIRUS?
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Friday, 8 May 2009
MOLLY SUGDEN
Was it just me or was I the only person fascinated with the colour of Mrs. Slocombe's hair. Are you being served was the highlight of the week for me when I was growing up until 'allo 'allo came along and filled my void (ooh er) Looking back I can't believe that my parents didn't point out how rude these shows were. They wouldn't let me watch Spitting Image or The Young Ones because of the violence and bad language, but I think these other shows affected me more. I do enjoy comedy violence, and have an absurd fascination with innuendoes so all these shows worked for me. For example just writing this I have only just realized that it was Mrs. Slow Cum, I sort of understood her pussy jokes but this has knocked it up a gear for me. I guess I was too young and was entertained by the ever-changing colour of an old lady's hair. Actually that still seems to keep me amused in my adulthood too.
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Tuesday, 5 May 2009
ANIMAL ATTRACTION
Is there a law against punching a German sheppard in the face till it shits it's own teeth? I'm pretty sure there is some political correctness gone mad/health and safety legislation against that. I have a real connection with most animals and often surprise people who's pets are "never that friendly towards strangers" it even surprises myself sometimes and often am quite frightened of some larger dogs. I couldn't have a dog myself as the picking up of hot shit turns my stomach even as I type this. This is a problem but not the biggest problem. My beef is in the area of food preparation while in the company of dogs. It should never go hand in paw, but sadly it quashes my appetite quicker that a hot turd any day. Just a large slobbering dog covered in it's own filth tying to get a lick or massive bite out of my food. Often it doesn't affect other people around me but I find it very uncomfortable. German sheppards seem to be the biggest offenders with their massive teeth chomping at me 'playfully?' or just their massive pink tongues lolling around making contact with everything within a three-foot radius. I once had a Alsatian finish off my lunch in a pub while the owner just smiled and said he loved caesar salad, ok but so do I and now it is covered in dog breath and shit so he can finish it. It's not ok for owners to let that happen, but also sadly not ok for me to punch their pet in the throat, shame.
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Monday, 4 May 2009
NUTTY MAGNET
Why do I still attract nutters? Maybe the fact that I often travel by myself, some people feel the need to state the bleeding obvious. " That’s a lot of luggage, are you going somewhere? "etc. It's like the standard quip that those sad people come out with while you are washing your car by hand, "you can do mine if you like, ha ha" tossers. Yes I'm going to the airport so fuck off, please don't talk to me. I found a tenner in the road yesterday and I still happy about that. It is a skill that I have, I think I can smell lost or dropped money as I am always finding cash. There was a very impatient man today sitting next to me who was really keen to be my bus buddy. He was harmless and I was still playing cool, trying not to engage him too much. Suddenly he remarked on the sexiness of a strange girls feet as if he knew anything about me, this was my cut off point as I really wasn't in the mood for a general letch with a strange bloke
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